Sue flashback...think is was vienna, we were in a hotel, and across the hall, the sink fell off the wall in one of your rooms.
Brian Miller expansion:
Your memory serves you correctly.
The room you refer to, did in fact, have a sink, tragically fall off the wall.
Quite possibly, allegedly due to some male/female hanky-panky.
(Yes, your visualization is probably correct.)
This was the same, official, JFK Memorial room where we:
1.) Paid homage to JFK's brilliant, "Ich bin ein Berliner!" speech.
This all evolved from an unfortunate mix-up, as some of us were under
the mistaken impression that we were actually in Berlin.
2.) Fought for places on the couch to watch the maid, who with a very short skirt, made-up the beds. She really looked quite incredible. It was as if we were in a dream.
"Sure we'll miss St. Chuck's Cathedral, but we can see that anytime".
(I'm not making one word of this up, it was absolutely pathetic.)
3.) Sang: "Barbasol, Barbasol, Beard-Busting, Beard-Busting Barbasol" ad-nauseum.
4.) Created a quite impressive human pyramid.
5.) Upon our departure, it was inspected by the authorities and described as a "schweinplatz".
Our sweetheart maid had not saved us that day.
I'm sure others can expand on this Viennese Mardi Gras.
Ah, memories...
Brian
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